An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband texted back to her:”I’m on the toilet.Please advise.”

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?

A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.

Here is her story:

While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging me with its large jaws wide open.

She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.  If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!

Just one shot to my estranged husband’s knee cap was all it took.

The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

It’s one of the best pistols in my collection!  Plus… the amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun.

Submitted by: Dan Stephenson

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Found by: The Rammy

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Submitted by: Lindsey Welker

This is definately NSFW (Not Safe for Work)!  The language is also not for the easily offended, if that’s you I would just move along….

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