Monthly Archives: November 2007

Submitted by: Kyle Kimbrell

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This ad is Chuck Norris Approved!

Submitted by: He who wishes to remain anonymous

What a cute little squirt….

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Submitted by Dan Stephenson

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.”

Second guy: “That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.

“Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”

Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: “Fishing or sex?” She said: “Wear sun block.”

Submitted by: Rob Barlow (Ubermoose)

A toddler born with eight limbs and believed by some to be the reincarnation of the multi-limbed Hindu goddess Vishnu, is set to undergo a 40-hour operation to remove half of her limbs.

Lakshmi Tatma was born joined to a ‘parasitic twin’ and will go under the knife at the hands of 30 surgeons to remove two of her useless arms and legs.

Submitted by: Rob Barlow (Ubermoose)

The Redneck Tank Top…I’m Speechless!

Redneck Tank Top

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