Submitted by: Scott Cowan

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him. ‘My name is Carmen,’ she told him.

‘That’s a beautiful name,’ he replied. ‘Is it a family name?’

‘No,’ she replied. ‘I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most — cars and men. What’s your name?’ she asked.

He said, ‘Bob Titsenbeer’