Monthly Archives: July 2010

Submitted by: Courtney Thomas

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls.  But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:
‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say:
‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Submitted by: Eliza Livingston

5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to.”

3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time.”

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?”

AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR
DESK…

1. (Raise your head slowly and say), “…in Jesus’ name, Amen”


5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

 

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to.”

 

3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time.”

 

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?”

 

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR
DESK…

 

1. (Raise your head slowly and say), “…in Jesus’ name, Amen”


Submitted by: Courtney Thomas

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Idaho is planning to do its own titled ‘Survivor -Idaho Style.’

The contestants will start in Boise , travel over to Twin Falls and Idaho Falls.
Then, they will head northwest to Salmon then over to Lewiston.
From there they will proceed North to Moscow.
The final leg will be back to Boise!

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a HUGE bumper sticker that reads: 
‘I’m gay.  I’m a vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Obama is God. Deer hunting is murder,… and I’m here to confiscate your guns.’

The first one that makes it back to Boise alive wins.

Cinderella

Snow White

Little Red Riding Hood

Sleeping Beauty

Jasmine (Aladdin)

Belle (Beauty and the Beast)

Belle (Beauty and the Beast)


The Little Mermaid

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