Barb Campbell

Submitted by: Barb Campbell

This has gone around a few times with different people named, but it is kinda humorous none the less.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Los Angeles. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened, what’s the hold up?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped Paris Hilton, Rosie O’Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

The driver asks, “On average, how much is everyone giving?”

“About a gallon.”