Doug Stewart

Submitted by: Doug Stewart

New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.

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This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.  Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.  After a day of fence building with the new DeWALT Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

Submitted by: Doug Stewart

Rammy Note: In case you have never seen these before, you can go to www.despair.com to see them and many more.

Achievement

Ambition


Change

Discovery

Flattery

GetToWork

Indifference
Individuality

Limitations
Meetings
Motivation
Nepotism
Persistence
Planning
Potential
Retirement
Strive
Success
Teamwork

Submitted by: Doug Stewart

Rammy Note:Â Not sure how “Real” these are but the will make you laugh.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat … been out a while. Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown -Â 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE
Call Stephanie.

and the best one…

FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

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