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Submitted by: Aundrea Rammelsberg

Hey everyone,

BRUSH UP on your CITIZENSHIP – and see if you can get my score of 100%!

Happy Independence Day!

FREEDOM!
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From MSNBC

How would you do if you needed to take the U.S. citizenship test? We’ve picked some of the tougher questions used by immigration officers. Find out just how much you know about our nation and its government.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19552808/from/ET/

Feel free to leave comments with your scores!

Submitted by: Darvell Rowley

It’s time for your ‘Annual “Am I Gay?” Self-Examination’ for men:

1. If you are over thirty five, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics and the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay – it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog… “Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!” Now think about how you call a cat, “Bun-bun, come to daddy, nookums!” Jeeezus, you’re fit to be framed, you’re so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pig’s feet, or a woman’s tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man’s world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink decaf coffee, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. A straight man will never be heard ordering a “Decaf Soy Latte”. If you’ve put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you’ve had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn’t have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a “fressier” is you’re gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you’re dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, scratch his balls, or play with his broad in the passenger seat.

Sent by: Cameron Poulter

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You are Superman
Superman
80%
Spider-Man
70%
Green Lantern
70%
Iron Man
70%
The Flash
65%
Catwoman
55%
Robin
50%
Supergirl
50%
Hulk
45%
Batman
40%
Wonder Woman
35%
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