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		<title>Another Government Stimulus Project!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Scott Cowan A study conducted by UCLA&#8217;s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and  masculine features. However, if [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/09/08/another-government-stimulus-project/</link>
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		<title>Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity at Wal-Mart While You Wait for Your Family to Shop</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Kelly Orr Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples&#8217; carts when they aren&#8217;t looking. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, &#8220;I think we have a code 3 in housewares,&#8221; and see what happens. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/08/27/ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-at-wal-mart-while-you-wait-for-your-family-to-shop/</link>
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		<title>Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in an Elevator</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bring a chair along. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on; ask if they have an appointment. Gasp dramatically every time the doors open. Hold the doors open and say you&#8217;re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, &#8220;Hi Greg. How&#8217;s your day been?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/08/26/840/</link>
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		<title>Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity at the Work Place</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Kelly Orr Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, &#8220;I can&#8217;t talk about it.&#8221; Page yourself over the intercom (don&#8217;t disguise your voice). Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, &#8220;Rock Hard.&#8221; Make [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/08/25/ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity-at-the-work-place/</link>
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		<title>Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Kelly Orr 1. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 2. &#8220;Hi-lite&#8221; your shoes. Tell people that you haven&#8217;t lost your shoes since you did this. 3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. 4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/08/24/ways-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity/</link>
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		<title>Hilarious Posters &#8211; Rated R</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Lindsey Welker Rammynote: These are some pretty funny pictures but the F word and a little bit of a sexual nature on a few may turn off a some people.  If that offends you, no worries, just please do not read this post!  Otherwise laugh your self silly like I did.]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/08/20/hilarious-posters-rated-r/</link>
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		<title>Life Explained by Graphs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Liz Orth]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/08/12/life-explained-by-graphs/</link>
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		<title>Urban or Rural?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Scott Cowan   Download Urban or Rural]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/08/10/urban-or-rural/</link>
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		<title>The Difference Between Guts and Balls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Courtney Thomas There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We&#8217;ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls.  But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS &#8211; Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/07/28/the-difference-between-guts-and-balls/</link>
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		<title>Five best excuses to use if you get caught sleeping at your desk.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Eliza Livingston 5. &#8220;They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.&#8221; 4. &#8220;This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.&#8221; 3. &#8220;Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.&#8221; 2. &#8220;Did [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/07/15/five-best-excuses-to-use-if-you-get-caught-sleeping-at-your-desk/</link>
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		<title>Survivor &#8211; Idaho Style</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Courtney Thomas Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Idaho is planning to do its own titled &#8216;Survivor -Idaho Style.&#8217; The contestants will start in Boise , travel over to Twin Falls and Idaho Falls. Then, they will head northwest to Salmon then over to Lewiston. From there they will proceed North [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/07/08/survivor-idaho-style/</link>
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		<title>How Fairy Tales Really End!</title>
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		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/07/02/how-fairy-tales-really-end/</link>
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		<title>Super Mario Brothers On Violin</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Lindsey Welker This guy is doing the music and sound effects for Super Mario Brothers on his Violin while the game is being played on screen.  Very Cool!]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/06/21/super-mario-brothers-on-violin/</link>
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		<title>Perspective</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Courtney Thomas On a cruise ship trip, Ed fell head over heels for Dorothy. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic.  He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/06/03/perspective/</link>
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		<title>Spaghetti</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Joyce Wylie A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. &#8220;But how will I let you know the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/06/02/spaghetti/</link>
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		<title>Tech Support Request</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Courtney Thomas Dear Tech Support,  Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as  Romance 9.5 and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/05/27/tech-support-request/</link>
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		<title>Arizona Immigration Cartoons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Scott Cowan]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/05/26/arizona-immigration-cartoons/</link>
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		<title>Best Out-of-Office Email Replies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Courtney Thomas I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/05/17/best-out-of-office-email-replies/</link>
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		<title>Cottonmouth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Joyce Wylie I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. (For all y&#8217;all Northerners and City Folk, a &#8220;cottonmouth&#8221; is a water moccasin &#8212; one of the 4 poisonous snakes in North America , and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/05/10/cottonmouth/</link>
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		<title>Giving Medication to a Pet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by: Deena Rammelsberg How to Give a Cat a Pill 1.  Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure   to cheeks while holding pill in right hand.  As [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://rammygram.com/index.php/2010/05/07/giving-medication-to-a-pet/</link>
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